Hello! You don’t really need or want to know much about me. I’ve been faffing with computers most my life and show no signs of stopping. I’m actually pretty happy with my lot and have no grudge against the world. I like words and the pretty sounds they make when you put lots of them in the right order. One day I will write the Philosopher’s Paragraph, with all the words what are in good places, and I will live eternally through the beautiful craft of my writing. Until then I’ll just keep writing shit here and hoping that someone is paying any attention.